All-inclusive Randomness

because i find all sorts amusing things while “working”. ehm, i didn’t mean the quotes. anywho, a jewel from craigslist:

hey there. my name is stacy and im 21 years old from Newark, California. And i love dogs. I’ve been trying to find a chihuahua puppie or a yorkshire terrier puppie. I like black and white puppies. They’re so adorable. I miss having a pet around. So if anyone is interested in selling your yorkshire puppies or chihuahua. you can email me anytime. my email is shortygurlluvzyah@yahoo.com. I really love dogs and I enjoy having one. I am very much responsible. I want to take care of dogs. they deserve a good home. I love to have one. chihuahuas and yorkshire terriers are my two favorite kind of dogs. I really want a dog. It’s been a long time since i last had one and it would mean alot to me if i had a pet of my own. i want to show my parents that i’m very much responsible. i would even treat my own pet a kind of love that i’ve never been able to give to a pet before. i want to dress mine. i know that’s weird but i just love dogs so much. =)so if you have any questions whatsoever. you can always contact me.. thank you so much.

-stacy

This was one of the results I got from a search query i was testing.