they’re not joking! god is cruel
October 6, 2005 @ 6:03 amThanks to HissyCat, who spent more time poking around xxxchurch, I learned what happens when i, ehm, you, masturbate. God kills a kitten. I have a vague recollection of having heard this before — did they subliminaly get into my young mind many years ago? Or I saw it somewhere in the pre-blog era? Either way, what I haven’t seen before is this video.
God is not cruel. My professional opinion is that God doesn’t give a crap if you want to masterbate. The organizers of Porn Sunday are the cruel ones. You talk about sex all day at church and you can’t home for some release? Is this some sort of mind-control experiment?
Comment by CMK — October 6, 2005 @ 6:23 am
I dont know about you, but the Songs of Solomon exposed me to erotica at an early age:
*”A bundle of myrrh is my beloved unto me; he shall lie all night betwixt my breasts.” link
Is this where Cornershop found inspiration for the glorious line “Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow”? The Spirit touches us all.
Honestly, its been awhile since I’ve attended service - the last being at an Episcopalian years ago - because Bishop Swing is really cool. But from the many years of my Sunday youth spent at service, I am pretty sure Pastor Dr. Paul Sweet (?) would forgo the “turning the other cheek” business and slap these folks upside the head.
Poor saps they are.
And with that I shall surrender to the night, to deep slumber…
*Yes, I used the KJV version. I am olde school. None of this NIV funny business.
Comment by MisterDarcy — October 6, 2005 @ 8:44 am