not on purpose i swear
November 9, 2005 @ 7:52 pmI was working pretty much diligently, NOT reading amusing blogs or directories of wonderful things, and yet, I still found an amusing porn story — this time about a porn flick made in the Yale library. Will it ever stop? I mean, I don’t really want it to stop, but this blog was not intended to be about porn. Was it?
Excerpt:
Porn ‘N Chicken, considered by its members to be a “counterculture group” at Yale University, has produced the first pornographic movie in the school’s 300-year history. The group congregates weekly to watch a video and eat fried chicken, biscuits and beer.
The group’s film, “The Staxxx,” takes place in the dusty corridors of Yale’s library. Cast member Andi Young, a Yale junior, told the Yale Daily News that the film intends to portray “the stuff college students actually do.”
theslovak looks at porn at work. i look at apartment listings. seems i’m getting raw deal right now.
Comment by CMK — November 9, 2005 @ 8:23 pm
I remember doing a porno back in my college days with all the various fly honeydips I banged all mad crazy like every which way.
Okay, maybe just once with this emotionally vulnerable anorexic freshman girl…and actually it was a hidden camera…well no…it was just a web cam of…um…myself…and “HrnyGrrl69″ who was watching turned out to be a creepy old guy into Asian boys…but at least he bought stuff for me via my Amazon wish list.
Where were we again?
Oh god, I feel so violated.
Hold me.
Comment by MisterDarcy — November 9, 2005 @ 8:26 pm
ok - I found a studio with a composting toilet - a little bit of goodness in my apartment listings review.
Comment by CMK — November 9, 2005 @ 8:31 pm
“composting toliet”? Fancy Yippie term for “Outhouse”? Or “here’s a shovel, the neighbour’s herb garden/our toilet is at the back”?
When my family emigrated from the “Old Country” to America, we wanted modern indoor plumbing. And a fancy butt-massaging bidet, once we got rich. You know the kind I am thinking about.
Comment by MisterDarcy — November 9, 2005 @ 8:43 pm
Like they butt-wiping toilets at google…
Comment by CMK — November 9, 2005 @ 8:48 pm
them ass-wiping toilets scare my uncultured east european ass. that’s really why i never applied for a job at googs.
Comment by theslovak — November 9, 2005 @ 8:57 pm
Google you say? What is this place?
Nevermind, I shall work there…and soon, my family too will have these fantastical Google toilets.
My grand-mama, who toiled the potato fields all her life in the Old Country and raised a family of 27 children on potato dumplings would be so proud of us.
PS 01 - Inappropriate, unfunny and semi-creepy comment of the day (and response to theSlovak): “Mmm…east european ass”
PS 02 - I think I’ve done drawn out this topic and I am out of material (My Jewish writers are on vacation). And, I really need to get back to work.
Comment by MisterDarcy — November 9, 2005 @ 9:20 pm
The Google toilets don’t just wash your ass. They shower with a warm stream of water and then dry it with a warm breeze.
Comment by Hissy Cat — November 10, 2005 @ 5:06 am